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seilakimperilmiomarshall:

keep-away-reality:

1st of September

Che schifo di vita.
youngblackandvegan:

girljanitor:

omg thank i needed that

this is the cutest thing i ever saw
"

Dear me,

one day I’ll make you proud.

"

amporeon:

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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I HAVE WAITED FOR SO LONG TO FIND THIS AGAIN

"I want the 1am I can’t sleep text
I want the 2am I wish you were here text
I want the 3am sexual conversations
I want the 4am why am I still up text
I want the 5am we should probably sleep text
I want the 6am I can’t wait to see you later text
I want the 7am I didn’t sleep because of you text
I want the 8am come over for breakfast text
I want the 9am what are you doing text
I want the 10am jokes about us
I want the 11am laughing at everything
I want the 12pm talks about food
I want the 1pm lunch and movies
I want the 2pm kick about just us
I want the 3pm cuddles
I want the 4pm naps
I want the 5pm holding hands
I want the 6pm dinner dates
I want the 7pm sex
I want the 8pm walks
I want the 9pm kiss goodnight
I want the 10pm stop making me laugh text
I want the 11pm talks about life
I want the 12am facetime in the dark
I want you all day everyday for the rest of my life, I’m never gonna get bored of you and you’re the only one that makes me happy. Because I fucking love you."
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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing